• Rudy: She's not ugly or anything, maybe 6 or 7 out of 10.
• Charlie: So what am I?
• Rudy: I would never disrespect you like that, or any other woman, but if I absolutely had to, I'd give you a 9. So mathematically, as the two most attractive members of our little community service, we are genetically predisposed to copulate. Any reputable scientists would tell you that law.
• Charlie: Oh, well, I am obviously incredibly flattered, but it's just I don't find you even remotely attractive.
• Rudy: I don't believe you.
• Charlie: Why would I lie?
• Rudy: I don't know, what would you lie?
• Charlie: I'm not.
• Rudy: Not consciously, but subconsicously you're fuckin crazy about me, aren't you? To be continued.